May 8

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1. You will not have to wine and dine the Pink Lady Fleshlight. Whereas your lover/wife requires regular meals at fancy restaurants.

2. The Pink Lady will not ask you to mow the lawn, it will not take you shopping and most importantly, it will not nag incessantly that you empty the garbage bin.

3. You won’t have to make up excuses if you’re late, or if you want to go to the pub with your friends – your Pink Lady Fleshlite really understands.

4. Unlike your lover, the Pink Lady Fleshlight will not feign a headache when you wish to have sex.

5. You won’t have to wait for the “right mood” with the Fleshlight. It really is not particular about moods, settings and ambience.

6. The Pink Lady Fleshlight will ignore the smell of beer and cigarettes and will readily give you orgasms.

7. Your lover might be jealous of your Pink Lady Fleshlight, but your Pink Lady will not be jealous of your lover.

8. Your Pink Lady Fleshlight will not leave you for another guy who is better endowed.

9. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is less likely to be jealous of other Fleshlights; your lover might not be as kind if she finds you in bed with some other lady.

10. If you’re not that into hugging, cuddling and sweet, ‘after-sex chats’ – get the Pink Lady Fleshlight now, it’s your best bet.

All in all, The Pink Lady Fleshlight is one of the best male sex toys particularly for masturbation. If you’re not having it, you’re definitely missing something (not your girlfriend).

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