Sexual Health Guide for Men and Women

(This is a first person user account of one of our esteemed customers who prefers to remain anonymous)

After too many heartbreaks and broken relationships, when I found my “perfect” life partner, I compared every detail of my new found love with all my exes and this is what I found:

Kyle, my high school sweetheart – His first love was his sports car. And just like his car, he rode me too fast. He even came too fast. My new lover is slow, fast, or whatever I want him to be at the time.

Bob, from my Uni days – When you’re at university, paying through your nose to get a degree, it just doesn’t do to date an immigrant trucker living in London. Firstly, they don’t have money, secondly, all they care about is food, and last but most importantly, they never bath or change their underwear. Need I say more?

Daniel, my very learned colleague – He was a stickler for cleanliness. I couldn’t eat on the bed, put my towel on a chair or even brush my hair near the sink without him telling me off – eventually I moved out of his sparkling-clean, posh flat. My new lover doesn’t mind my habits and knows just where to stick his nose in – he doesn’t even mind if his corner is stuffed with my lingerie, batteries and nail polishes.

Zubin – When I first saw him, I knew he was the one. He played violin, took me to operas and was an exceptional lover. Sadly, his love of music took him away from me to Paris and it took me 3 months before I could even smile after he left. They were a blissful 4 years, but now with my newest lover, I know that this bliss will last forever…

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Meg, Jen and Brenda at SexyFun meet up often for lunch at their favorite place and end up debating about anything and everything under the sun. Last Wednesday, they argued whether self-pleasuring (with or without sex toys) is better than real sex or not. Jen is in a committed relationship with her boyfriend of three years and Brenda has been married to her childhood sweetheart. Meg is single and ready to mingle.

Meg helps herself to some salad and says “Ladies, shall we continue the discussion we were having this morning?

Jen says “Sure honey, and let me tell you right away, I definitely prefer my boyfriend’s sizzling hot moves to anything else in the world, including adult toys. Self-pleasuring is ok when he isn’t around, but when he is, we just can’t keep our hands off each other.”

Brenda is a little uncertain “Well, Joe isn’t too bad in the sack but he often comes too soon to suit me. We talked to a doctor and it seems he’s got some kind of problem with holding back. And that’s affecting his sexual performance. So right now I am just grateful for the rabbit vibrator I got for my last birthday.”

Meg retorts “It’s all very well for you ladies, but what about me. It’s been eons since I broke up with Terry. And now I have to invite some hot dude over for dinner before I can see some action. I can pleasure myself with adult toys for half the trouble and toil it takes to hook a guy. And I don’t have to worry about contraceptives either.” Jen giggles and says “But when you cuddle or make out with your guy, it’s wonderful! Nothing can ever beat that. Doing it all by yourself seems so cold and mechanical by comparison.”

Brenda rolls her eyes “Yeah, but not if he expects instant passion even if you aren’t in the mood for it. Using a sex toy is sometimes better than doing it with a selfish lover.”

The others laughed and Jen said “You bet it is!”

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2. The Pink Lady will not ask you to mow the lawn, it will not take you shopping and most importantly, it will not nag incessantly that you empty the garbage bin.

3. You won’t have to make up excuses if you’re late, or if you want to go to the pub with your friends – your Pink Lady Fleshlite really understands.

4. Unlike your lover, the Pink Lady Fleshlight will not feign a headache when you wish to have sex.

5. You won’t have to wait for the “right mood” with the Fleshlight. It really is not particular about moods, settings and ambience.

6. The Pink Lady Fleshlight will ignore the smell of beer and cigarettes and will readily give you orgasms.

7. Your lover might be jealous of your Pink Lady Fleshlight, but your Pink Lady will not be jealous of your lover.

8. Your Pink Lady Fleshlight will not leave you for another guy who is better endowed.

9. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is less likely to be jealous of other Fleshlights; your lover might not be as kind if she finds you in bed with some other lady.

10. If you’re not that into hugging, cuddling and sweet, ‘after-sex chats’ – get the Pink Lady Fleshlight now, it’s your best bet.

All in all, The Pink Lady Fleshlight is one of the best male sex toys particularly for masturbation. If you’re not having it, you’re definitely missing something (not your girlfriend).

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