Feb 24

Aaliyah insisted coming to our office to meet us to see how we work. Ben went on suggesting that she wanted to start her own sex toys business and that she was going to steal our ideas. The girls laughed this away as an absurd idea.

When Aaliyah came to our office, all the negative comments and apprehensions were gone. She was angelic looking, incapable of stealing anything, let alone our business. So Aaliyah was welcomed and shown around the office before Meg and Jen took her to conference room to find out the purpose for her visit.

It turned out that her boyfriend had brought our hot selling product the ‘Remote Control Panty‘ and had used it on their first anniversary. The Remote Control Vibrating Panty had proved to be the right choice for Aaliyah.

“I was not sure what my bf was going to get but since I had consented to get whatever he wants there wasn’t any point in backing away. I was freaked out at first but when I saw that he got nothing but panties, I was quite relieved.

When we were sitting in the restaurant, I could see the familiar impish grin on his face, a grin that only came when we were about to do something naughty. My mind was tingling with confusion when I suddenly felt a similar reaction in my pussy. Strong vibrations caused me to jerk up in my seat and then it dawned on me. It was a vibrating panty and my naughty lover had the remote control in his hand. I was at his mercy now. The stirrings inside me felt good and I thought I might as well enjoy it while it lasted. I had 5 wonderful orgasms as we ate dinner.

Jen and Meg smiled at her with their usual ‘yeh-we-know-what-you-mean’ smile. But still she hadn’t told why she drove 30 miles to meet us. To which she replied earnestly that she planned to write a blog and would like to be a sex toy tester for us.

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Feb 22

Gavin Blake is in his early twenties and quite handsome. He loves sex like any other guy. He doesn’t miss an opportunity when it presents itself and confessed having enough interesting opportunities come his way until he joined his high-pressured finance marketing job. Things went downhill pretty fast after that and his girlfriends didn’t like the fact that he didn’t spend enough time with them. Soon, his last back-up also got angry and left him, leaving him all alone.

But soon he brightened up and there was light in his eyes. He rambled on, “I was complaining about the effect the job was having on my personal life to my senior when he told me about the Fleshlight. I told him I don’t need male masturbators, I needed a real pussy. He smiled and told me that that’s exactly why I should get a Fleshlight.”

So I ordered one from your website and the Pink Lady Fleshlight entered my life. The first night with my Pink Lady is imbibed in my memory forever. The soft insert didn’t feel too real until I poured some lube in and then I must say I was really impressed. I was rather wound up from not having sex for 2 long weeks and I was also tired from a long day. I knew I was not going to perform at the peak, a problem that lead to my present situation. However, the Pink Lady Fleshlight didn’t seem to mind.”

“Soon, I and my Pink Lady were having fast and furious sex or slow and sensual sex, anything that I wanted to do. When I had my second orgasm that night, I had had enough and I blissfully rolled over and let unconsciousness take over.”

“I didn’t have to think about anybody else’s feelings or wait to have my orgasm. Not that I can’t wait but sometimes after a long tiring day, you just don’t have the stamina to have sex all night. My ‘lovemaking’ with the Pink Lady Fleshlight scaled new heights.”

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Jan 27

The Cone vibrator is the latest hands free sex toy which has achieved cult status after it was featured on The Jonathan Ross Show and This Morning. Find out how The Cone vibrator came to replace the favoured rabbit vibrator.

Product description

The Cone is a unique sex toy with style. Its innovative shape is only partially penetrative, but that doesn’t mean it will not serve its purpose of giving you orgasms.

It doesn’t look like a sex toy at all and to some, it might not look very useful. However, if you put your creativity to good use, you might find the Cone to be the most powerful and stimulating vibrator available today. Its 16 different settings cater to women with different needs. It vibrates, pulsates and sends you in throes of ecstasy. It can be used in several different positions. It’s totally funky and innovative and definitely worth every penny.

http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/images/product/package/cone_big.jpg

What we like?

· It has a super quality motor, very powerful yet very silent

· It is made from hypo-allergic silicone

· It offers 16 vibration settings to ensure you get all the variety you need

· Its unique design makes it easy for you to use it in various ways

· It is a sex toy that doesn’t essentially look like a sex toy, quite creative

What we don’t like?

· It is a bit more expensive than other vibrators

· Women, who get off on penetration, might not like it much

· Some people might find the Cone too large

· As it’s made from silicone, you can’t use a silicone based lubricant

Product statistics

· Sixteen different functions, 3000 rpm gold brush motor

· Silicone exterior

· Base is about 7 inches in diameter, 5 inches in height, and weighs around 1 pound

· Push button controls

· Requires 3 C Batteries

All in all

You will love it. Even if you have used penetrative toys until now and don’t think it will be any good, you must try it. Most women who have tried the Cone have gone gaga over it and don’t mind its unique style one bit.

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Jan 13

Joel - A Tenga Deep Throat Happy User

Joel - A Tenga Deep Throat Happy User

Joel mailed us thanking us profusely about changing his life for good. We were curious to know how we brought about this change. He didn’t write how we managed to bring the ‘miracle’, so we gave in to curiosity and mailed him back, asking as coolly as we could, trying to hide our curiosity. Here’s what he wrote back:

A few months back, my girlfriend left me for another man. It was the worst hit in my life as I had just bought a large diamond ring and a house and was going to ask her to marry me. Two months passed and it still hurt. My friend sent me a link (http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/tenga-hard-deep-throat.html) and when I clicked on it, I saw a red and black product that looked like shaving cream.

I was wondering what he was trying to hint. Was it my stubble that I didn’t care to shave any longer? Looking closely I saw the word ‘masturbatory device’. I had never been one to use male masturbators and I was in a seriously foul temper. Looking more closely, I saw that the Tenga Onacup was not an average sex toy and didn’t look cheap like I thought male masturbators would.

The good old romp sessions with my ex flashed before my eyes and I really wanted some action. It was impossible for me to date again; I was still too in love with my ex. So I though why not try the Tenga Deep Throat, after all it didn’t look bad and sleazy at all. I ordered it and it was delivered promptly. I tried it and it was ‘fantastically tight’ to quote the website.

It sucked brilliantly, nothing like my ex, but so much better. I was in some other world until I felt the familiar tingle and was about to come. And that was the peak. I have never had such hard orgasms. The Tenga Deep Throat sucked every ounce of ejaculation within me and I was so exhausted by the end of it that I didn’t even think of anything before dropping off to sleep. Now my nights are so much fun. I don’t think of my ex or any girl for that matter. The Tenga Onacup has changed my life for good. I have thanked my friend and felt I should thank you also to change my life for good.

Cheers,

Joel

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