Jul 5

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Two people who have sex on their mind, a vibrating rubber duckie, a bottle of silicone lubricant, and add to that a scented bathtub – and you are well on the road to a scintillating, sexy time.

Sex + Water

Sex in water is heavenly, but only if you get a few things right. When you are in a pool or lake, there’s the factor of weightlessness to consider. So make sure that you have a handle for support somewhere. Also, no matter how ironic it may sound, water makes a woman less wet. So always keep a lube handy.

Sex toys + Water

If you wish to use sex toys in water, make sure they are 100% submersible. You wouldn’t want your over-priced, waterproof vibrator to die. Also make sure you use a lube with your sex toys too, as water affects the natural wetness of women. Using sex toys in water without a lube can easily cause vaginal chafing.

Sex + Toys + Lube + Water = The winning combination

Sprinkle a few drops of invigorating jasmine oil in hot water, beckon your partner into the bathtub and feel each other’s bodies. The warm water will relax your muscles and the jasmine oil will arouse your senses. When you have done all that can be done to pleasure each other, get the rubber duckie in. Vibrating sex toys like the rubber duckie, give a whole new meaning to the word invigorating sex. Silicone lubricants will add slickness to sex and make it even more scintillating.

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Jun 29

Anal Toys Users

Jerry works at SexyFun and shares a flat with Jay and Mike, who have been a couple since a year and a half. Jerry went pubbing with them last week and the trio had a great time. A few drinks got them talking about their personal lives and the couple told Jerry they were into sex toys big time. Jerry was naturally curious to know about their experience.

Jerry:You both seem to know a lot about sex toys, so tell me what made you choose the Booty beads over other sex toys? Why not something else?

Jay: Well, for starters, these anal beads are smaller than the others and easier to insert, which is important if you aren’t used to this kind of toys. Plus, the vibrating beads hit all the right spots because they are pretty flexible and ergonomic.

Mike: We’ve used many kinds of sex toys and that includes anal toys. But if you are looking for some real fun, there’s nothing to beat the Booty beads. Plus, these anal beads are thoroughly buffed until they are as smooth as silk. You can safely trust your privates to them. (Laughs)

Mike: And what I like the best is that they are easy to clean and store, unlike conventional sex toys which can take more time to clean than to use.  (All three laugh)

Jay: And now we are looking for other interesting and fun toys. Can you recommend something?

Jerry: Well, all my friends do say the Clone A Willy is truly original and great fun.

Mike: Hey Jay, I have a great idea! Let’s get it for our second anniversary!

(With these they turn to other topics of conversation and end their discussion on Booty beads.)

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Jun 4

Jen from SexyFun is best friends with Toni, whose husband Jim is an Army colonel. Jim is often away for months at a time and Toni naturally feels frustrated and lonely. Tired of pleasuring herself, she and Jim finally decided to buy the Clone A Willy, the penis molding kit that allows you to make a precise vibrating replica of any penis. Jen was curious about Toni’s experience with making her own personal dildo.

Jen: Tell me, how did your “experiment” of making Jim’s Willy clone go?

Toni: Yeah it was great fun. It’s not exactly a piece of cake to make your own dildo, but once we figured out the instructions, we got off splendidly. The dicey part was keeping him hard all the time, but the whole thing went off wonderfully, after I slipped into sexy lingerie and tried some of “my special moves”.

Jen: Was it as much fun using it?

Toni: You bet! I never had so much fun in my life. All you need is a playful attitude and as few clothes as possible. (Laughs) Ted and I love to experiment and the Clone-A-Willy fits the bill perfectly.

Jen: What made you choose the Clone-A-Willy over other sex toys?

Toni- You know, the best thing about this penis moulding kit is that you get exactly what you are missing. Also, it’s made of completely hypoallergenic and good quality materials, which is very important for me. And this stuff is so realistic, you’ll be amazed. Jim is actually jealous of his own dick!

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May 25
A Lifetime Love Affair
icon1 Jessica Knowles | icon2 Rabbit Vibrators, Sex Toys | icon4 05 25th, 2010| icon3No Comments »

(This is a first person user account of one of our esteemed customers who prefers to remain anonymous)

After too many heartbreaks and broken relationships, when I found my “perfect” life partner, I compared every detail of my new found love with all my exes and this is what I found:

Kyle, my high school sweetheart – His first love was his sports car. And just like his car, he rode me too fast. He even came too fast. My new lover is slow, fast, or whatever I want him to be at the time.

Bob, from my Uni days – When you’re at university, paying through your nose to get a degree, it just doesn’t do to date an immigrant trucker living in London. Firstly, they don’t have money, secondly, all they care about is food, and last but most importantly, they never bath or change their underwear. Need I say more?

Daniel, my very learned colleague – He was a stickler for cleanliness. I couldn’t eat on the bed, put my towel on a chair or even brush my hair near the sink without him telling me off – eventually I moved out of his sparkling-clean, posh flat. My new lover doesn’t mind my habits and knows just where to stick his nose in – he doesn’t even mind if his corner is stuffed with my lingerie, batteries and nail polishes.

Zubin – When I first saw him, I knew he was the one. He played violin, took me to operas and was an exceptional lover. Sadly, his love of music took him away from me to Paris and it took me 3 months before I could even smile after he left. They were a blissful 4 years, but now with my newest lover, I know that this bliss will last forever…

Rabbit Pearl vibrator, you are my superstar. Sex toys, especially rabbit vibrators never let you down – as long as you make sure you’ve got plenty of batteries around the house!

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May 8

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1. You will not have to wine and dine the Pink Lady Fleshlight. Whereas your lover/wife requires regular meals at fancy restaurants.

2. The Pink Lady will not ask you to mow the lawn, it will not take you shopping and most importantly, it will not nag incessantly that you empty the garbage bin.

3. You won’t have to make up excuses if you’re late, or if you want to go to the pub with your friends – your Pink Lady Fleshlite really understands.

4. Unlike your lover, the Pink Lady Fleshlight will not feign a headache when you wish to have sex.

5. You won’t have to wait for the “right mood” with the Fleshlight. It really is not particular about moods, settings and ambience.

6. The Pink Lady Fleshlight will ignore the smell of beer and cigarettes and will readily give you orgasms.

7. Your lover might be jealous of your Pink Lady Fleshlight, but your Pink Lady will not be jealous of your lover.

8. Your Pink Lady Fleshlight will not leave you for another guy who is better endowed.

9. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is less likely to be jealous of other Fleshlights; your lover might not be as kind if she finds you in bed with some other lady.

10. If you’re not that into hugging, cuddling and sweet, ‘after-sex chats’ – get the Pink Lady Fleshlight now, it’s your best bet.

All in all, The Pink Lady Fleshlight is one of the best male sex toys particularly for masturbation. If you’re not having it, you’re definitely missing something (not your girlfriend).

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Apr 29

There’s a lot of hype about Doc Johnson vibrators; we’ve reviewed one of their prestigious rabbit vibrator and this is what we have to say about the sex toy.

What we like about it?

The way that the Doc Johnson iVibe looks and for that matter, all Doc Johnson vibrators are built to last is what sets them apart from the pack. We certainly like the fact that despite being loaded with complex features, this Doc Johnson vibrator is quite simple to use.

Doc Johnson iVibe Rabbit

What we love about it?

The I.C. Chip technology is the best feature of the Doc Johnson iVibe. You can play with three functions, the first one makes the rabbit ears to vibrate in a steady, consistent way, while the pearls swirl in the shaft and the head rotates. The second function makes the rabbit ears vibrate intermittently, while the pearls dance around and the head rotates in both direction. The third function can make you reach climax in a jiffy with the rabbit ears pulsating in short quick motions, the pearls dancing around and the head swinging back and forth. The high-end technology helps you to separately control the intensity and speed of the rabbit ears, the shaft and the pearls.

What we don’t like about it?

This iVibe is certainly better than other available rabbit vibrators but it’s a bit noisy, not as much as other low cost vibrator but noisy if you share a flat that has paper thin walls. Also, the buttons are a bit complex and makes you fumble around when your mind is clouded with pleasure.

-    Bonus tip

If you want to have a mind-boggling climax, play around with the function 2 until the teasing and tantalising becomes too much and you want to explode, then switch to function 1 and you will have a heavenly orgasm. Function 3 is more suitable for quickies in the morning when you have to rush to work

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Apr 21

Cock Rings Users

Ben at SexyFun has Mr. and Mrs. Scott for neighbors. They rarely see each other but sometimes run into each other at a nearby pub. On one of their evenings out, Ben brought up the subject of sex toys and the couple revealed that they had been using cock rings since the last few years and were pretty happy with them. Ben was curious about their experience.

Ben: That sounds like fun Ted! What made you pick vibrating cock rings over other sex toys?

Ted: Well, it just happened that Kelly and I were browsing through some sites and saw reviews of some couples using vibrating cock rings. We wanted couple toys, so that neither of us feels left out. The couples on that website said that they were having a great time and we thought why not give ‘em a shot!

Kelly: Yeah and we ordered a couple of vibrating rings through your site as you’ll offered free and discreet delivery. And boy! sex was never the same again (grins).

Ben: Really, I didn’t know you were one of our customers. Our ordering process is completely discreet, so I would’ve never known if you wouldn’t have said it. Was it difficult for you to use them in the beginning considering the fact that you were new to the world of sex toys?

Ted: Oh no, penis rings are very simple to use. We read on the internet that they prevent blood from leaving your penis once it’s erect, so that you can keep going for longer; the theory and principle behind its working did sound complex but soon we saw that using it is not at all complex.

Ben: So which type of cock rings do you use?

Kelly: We use dual action cock rings that stimulate the clitoris as well as the penis, so that both of us can have fun. They give you such wonderful orgasms that you just can’t help yourself from getting addicted!

Ben: So what’s your current plaything?

Kelly: Our latest purchase is Screaming O. It was meant to be special treat for our wedding anniversary (winks).

Ted: Yeah the Screaming O comes highly recommended. It offers 30 minute vibrations, enhanced motor, plus pleasure ticklers and knobs and the works.

Ben: I’m sure you’ll have a great time – the Screaming O has received rave reviews from all our customers. Are you thinking of upgrading to some other sex toys?

Kelly: We are thinking to get the Clone-A-Willy. This one seems to be the most popular these days, isn’t it?

Ben: Yes, very true. It’s one of our best selling products. But you have to promise you will tell me how you find it!

Ted: Sure mate, that’s a deal!

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Apr 13

Silent Vibrator

Noisy sex is a good thing when it’s you or your partner making the noise, but not if it’s your vibrator that’s rattling like an old beat up car. Pick cheap sex toys and you will get a noisy vibrator but with a Silent vibrator you can be more discreet. This sex toy is made from high quality materials and is low on the volume scale, how high-end sex toys are supposed to be. But the best feature of this toy is that it is not as expensive as some of the other sex aids on the market.

About the Silencer

It is 8 inches long and made from durable plastic material. The shaft of the toy has waves or ripple effect to stimulate and tease your erogenous zone. As it’s a classic vibrator, it’s a good choice for beginners who don’t want to be bothered about multiple control buttons and fussy vibration modes. The ripple effect helps in clitoral stimulation, a great plus for women who can’t get off by only vaginal stimulation. It is a classic example of a silent vibrator that are most desired by women who wish to spend some relaxing ‘me time’.

Its better than the rabbit

The Silencer is ideal for beginners. Rabbit vibrators on the other hand are for women who are more experienced and need multiple stimulation and high-tech functions to get them going. Even though, rabbit vibrators are considered more popular, there is a consistent demand for classic versions like the Silencer. Most beginners want to start with an easy-to-use sex toy, and the Silencer is just that, no complex functions, no technical nitty-gritties to confuse you! You can concentrate more on your body’s response and the effect of stimulation rather than worrying about the controls and buttons.

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