Jul 10

single woman sex toys

1) Sex toys and vibrators – Remember those nights when the moon was shining, the ambiance was just right for sex and you were totally in the mood, but there was no man around? You need some sex toys in your bedside drawer for exactly such nights.

2) Friends – Single women must have friends, preferably single friends so that you all can laugh at married women.

3) Breast enlargement pills – If you don’t plan to remain single for a long time and want to jump in the dating pool, get breast enlargement pills. It’s been scientifically proven that men notice a woman’s breasts more than any of her body parts. So your chances of hooking them increase with the use of these pills.

4) Female sex drive – Sometimes, if you’re single for a long time, your sex hormones are raging, craving for sex but sometimes they take a nosedive (hormones are crazy that way) and you lose your sexual desire. If you want to feel sexy, especially if there’s someone special in your life now, get natural supplements that boost female sex drive.

5) Cash in purse – When you’re single and dating, you might meet some of the most boring or extremely weird guys. To flee from the date, you will need a purse loaded with cash for the cab (or metro or bus for that matter), so that he doesn’t have to know your residence address and stalk you later.

6) Facebook – Social networking websites such as Facebook and MySpace not only allow you to  stay in touch with your friends and meet new and exciting people but also kill time with their applications and games.

7) Killer wardrobe – You feel more empowered and sexy when you are single. Being in a relationship makes you let go of yourself. So while you’re single, wear the most sexy, most racy dresses that money can buy.

8) Dating guide written by a man – Don’t sit and wonder if he will call you or not. Read his expressions with the help of dating guides written by men. These guides tell you what it is and how it is in the dating game.

9) Contraception – Being single is also being wild and careless after a few drinks. This is why, you must always carry condoms or other birth control options in your purse along side cab money.

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Jul 5

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Two people who have sex on their mind, a vibrating rubber duckie, a bottle of silicone lubricant, and add to that a scented bathtub – and you are well on the road to a scintillating, sexy time.

Sex + Water

Sex in water is heavenly, but only if you get a few things right. When you are in a pool or lake, there’s the factor of weightlessness to consider. So make sure that you have a handle for support somewhere. Also, no matter how ironic it may sound, water makes a woman less wet. So always keep a lube handy.

Sex toys + Water

If you wish to use sex toys in water, make sure they are 100% submersible. You wouldn’t want your over-priced, waterproof vibrator to die. Also make sure you use a lube with your sex toys too, as water affects the natural wetness of women. Using sex toys in water without a lube can easily cause vaginal chafing.

Sex + Toys + Lube + Water = The winning combination

Sprinkle a few drops of invigorating jasmine oil in hot water, beckon your partner into the bathtub and feel each other’s bodies. The warm water will relax your muscles and the jasmine oil will arouse your senses. When you have done all that can be done to pleasure each other, get the rubber duckie in. Vibrating sex toys like the rubber duckie, give a whole new meaning to the word invigorating sex. Silicone lubricants will add slickness to sex and make it even more scintillating.

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Jun 29

Anal Toys Users

Jerry works at SexyFun and shares a flat with Jay and Mike, who have been a couple since a year and a half. Jerry went pubbing with them last week and the trio had a great time. A few drinks got them talking about their personal lives and the couple told Jerry they were into sex toys big time. Jerry was naturally curious to know about their experience.

Jerry:You both seem to know a lot about sex toys, so tell me what made you choose the Booty beads over other sex toys? Why not something else?

Jay: Well, for starters, these anal beads are smaller than the others and easier to insert, which is important if you aren’t used to this kind of toys. Plus, the vibrating beads hit all the right spots because they are pretty flexible and ergonomic.

Mike: We’ve used many kinds of sex toys and that includes anal toys. But if you are looking for some real fun, there’s nothing to beat the Booty beads. Plus, these anal beads are thoroughly buffed until they are as smooth as silk. You can safely trust your privates to them. (Laughs)

Mike: And what I like the best is that they are easy to clean and store, unlike conventional sex toys which can take more time to clean than to use.  (All three laugh)

Jay: And now we are looking for other interesting and fun toys. Can you recommend something?

Jerry: Well, all my friends do say the Clone A Willy is truly original and great fun.

Mike: Hey Jay, I have a great idea! Let’s get it for our second anniversary!

(With these they turn to other topics of conversation and end their discussion on Booty beads.)

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Jun 4

Jen from SexyFun is best friends with Toni, whose husband Jim is an Army colonel. Jim is often away for months at a time and Toni naturally feels frustrated and lonely. Tired of pleasuring herself, she and Jim finally decided to buy the Clone A Willy, the penis molding kit that allows you to make a precise vibrating replica of any penis. Jen was curious about Toni’s experience with making her own personal dildo.

Jen: Tell me, how did your “experiment” of making Jim’s Willy clone go?

Toni: Yeah it was great fun. It’s not exactly a piece of cake to make your own dildo, but once we figured out the instructions, we got off splendidly. The dicey part was keeping him hard all the time, but the whole thing went off wonderfully, after I slipped into sexy lingerie and tried some of “my special moves”.

Jen: Was it as much fun using it?

Toni: You bet! I never had so much fun in my life. All you need is a playful attitude and as few clothes as possible. (Laughs) Ted and I love to experiment and the Clone-A-Willy fits the bill perfectly.

Jen: What made you choose the Clone-A-Willy over other sex toys?

Toni- You know, the best thing about this penis moulding kit is that you get exactly what you are missing. Also, it’s made of completely hypoallergenic and good quality materials, which is very important for me. And this stuff is so realistic, you’ll be amazed. Jim is actually jealous of his own dick!

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