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1. You will not have to wine and dine the Pink Lady Fleshlight. Whereas your lover/wife requires regular meals at fancy restaurants.

2. The Pink Lady will not ask you to mow the lawn, it will not take you shopping and most importantly, it will not nag incessantly that you empty the garbage bin.

3. You won’t have to make up excuses if you’re late, or if you want to go to the pub with your friends – your Pink Lady Fleshlite really understands.

4. Unlike your lover, the Pink Lady Fleshlight will not feign a headache when you wish to have sex.

5. You won’t have to wait for the “right mood” with the Fleshlight. It really is not particular about moods, settings and ambience.

6. The Pink Lady Fleshlight will ignore the smell of beer and cigarettes and will readily give you orgasms.

7. Your lover might be jealous of your Pink Lady Fleshlight, but your Pink Lady will not be jealous of your lover.

8. Your Pink Lady Fleshlight will not leave you for another guy who is better endowed.

9. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is less likely to be jealous of other Fleshlights; your lover might not be as kind if she finds you in bed with some other lady.

10. If you’re not that into hugging, cuddling and sweet, ‘after-sex chats’ – get the Pink Lady Fleshlight now, it’s your best bet.

All in all, The Pink Lady Fleshlight is one of the best male sex toys particularly for masturbation. If you’re not having it, you’re definitely missing something (not your girlfriend).

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Gavin Blake is in his early twenties and quite handsome. He loves sex like any other guy. He doesn’t miss an opportunity when it presents itself and confessed having enough interesting opportunities come his way until he joined his high-pressured finance marketing job. Things went downhill pretty fast after that and his girlfriends didn’t like the fact that he didn’t spend enough time with them. Soon, his last back-up also got angry and left him, leaving him all alone.

But soon he brightened up and there was light in his eyes. He rambled on, “I was complaining about the effect the job was having on my personal life to my senior when he told me about the Fleshlight. I told him I don’t need male masturbators, I needed a real pussy. He smiled and told me that that’s exactly why I should get a Fleshlight.”

So I ordered one from your website and the Pink Lady Fleshlight entered my life. The first night with my Pink Lady is imbibed in my memory forever. The soft insert didn’t feel too real until I poured some lube in and then I must say I was really impressed. I was rather wound up from not having sex for 2 long weeks and I was also tired from a long day. I knew I was not going to perform at the peak, a problem that lead to my present situation. However, the Pink Lady Fleshlight didn’t seem to mind.”

“Soon, I and my Pink Lady were having fast and furious sex or slow and sensual sex, anything that I wanted to do. When I had my second orgasm that night, I had had enough and I blissfully rolled over and let unconsciousness take over.”

“I didn’t have to think about anybody else’s feelings or wait to have my orgasm. Not that I can’t wait but sometimes after a long tiring day, you just don’t have the stamina to have sex all night. My ‘lovemaking’ with the Pink Lady Fleshlight scaled new heights.”

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