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(This is a first person user account of one of our esteemed customers who prefers to remain anonymous)

After too many heartbreaks and broken relationships, when I found my “perfect” life partner, I compared every detail of my new found love with all my exes and this is what I found:

Kyle, my high school sweetheart – His first love was his sports car. And just like his car, he rode me too fast. He even came too fast. My new lover is slow, fast, or whatever I want him to be at the time.

Bob, from my Uni days – When you’re at university, paying through your nose to get a degree, it just doesn’t do to date an immigrant trucker living in London. Firstly, they don’t have money, secondly, all they care about is food, and last but most importantly, they never bath or change their underwear. Need I say more?

Daniel, my very learned colleague – He was a stickler for cleanliness. I couldn’t eat on the bed, put my towel on a chair or even brush my hair near the sink without him telling me off – eventually I moved out of his sparkling-clean, posh flat. My new lover doesn’t mind my habits and knows just where to stick his nose in – he doesn’t even mind if his corner is stuffed with my lingerie, batteries and nail polishes.

Zubin – When I first saw him, I knew he was the one. He played violin, took me to operas and was an exceptional lover. Sadly, his love of music took him away from me to Paris and it took me 3 months before I could even smile after he left. They were a blissful 4 years, but now with my newest lover, I know that this bliss will last forever…

Rabbit Pearl vibrator, you are my superstar. Sex toys, especially rabbit vibrators never let you down – as long as you make sure you’ve got plenty of batteries around the house!

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1. You will not have to wine and dine the Pink Lady Fleshlight. Whereas your lover/wife requires regular meals at fancy restaurants.

2. The Pink Lady will not ask you to mow the lawn, it will not take you shopping and most importantly, it will not nag incessantly that you empty the garbage bin.

3. You won’t have to make up excuses if you’re late, or if you want to go to the pub with your friends – your Pink Lady Fleshlite really understands.

4. Unlike your lover, the Pink Lady Fleshlight will not feign a headache when you wish to have sex.

5. You won’t have to wait for the “right mood” with the Fleshlight. It really is not particular about moods, settings and ambience.

6. The Pink Lady Fleshlight will ignore the smell of beer and cigarettes and will readily give you orgasms.

7. Your lover might be jealous of your Pink Lady Fleshlight, but your Pink Lady will not be jealous of your lover.

8. Your Pink Lady Fleshlight will not leave you for another guy who is better endowed.

9. The Pink Lady Fleshlight is less likely to be jealous of other Fleshlights; your lover might not be as kind if she finds you in bed with some other lady.

10. If you’re not that into hugging, cuddling and sweet, ‘after-sex chats’ – get the Pink Lady Fleshlight now, it’s your best bet.

All in all, The Pink Lady Fleshlight is one of the best male sex toys particularly for masturbation. If you’re not having it, you’re definitely missing something (not your girlfriend).

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There’s a lot of hype about Doc Johnson vibrators; we’ve reviewed one of their prestigious rabbit vibrator and this is what we have to say about the sex toy.

What we like about it?

The way that the Doc Johnson iVibe looks and for that matter, all Doc Johnson vibrators are built to last is what sets them apart from the pack. We certainly like the fact that despite being loaded with complex features, this Doc Johnson vibrator is quite simple to use.

What we love about it?

The I.C. Chip technology is the best feature of the Doc Johnson iVibe. You can play with three functions, the first one makes the rabbit ears to vibrate in a steady, consistent way, while the pearls swirl in the shaft and the head rotates. The second function makes the rabbit ears vibrate intermittently, while the pearls dance around and the head rotates in both direction. The third function can make you reach climax in a jiffy with the rabbit ears pulsating in short quick motions, the pearls dancing around and the head swinging back and forth. The high-end technology helps you to separately control the intensity and speed of the rabbit ears, the shaft and the pearls.

What we don’t like about it?

This iVibe is certainly better than other available rabbit vibrators but it’s a bit noisy, not as much as other low cost vibrator but noisy if you share a flat that has paper thin walls. Also, the buttons are a bit complex and makes you fumble around when your mind is clouded with pleasure.

-    Bonus tip

If you want to have a mind-boggling climax, play around with the function 2 until the teasing and tantalising becomes too much and you want to explode, then switch to function 1 and you will have a heavenly orgasm. Function 3 is more suitable for quickies in the morning when you have to rush to work

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Ben at SexyFun has Mr. and Mrs. Scott for neighbors. They rarely see each other but sometimes run into each other at a nearby pub. On one of their evenings out, Ben brought up the subject of sex toys and the couple revealed that they had been using cock rings since the last few years and were pretty happy with them. Ben was curious about their experience.

Ben: That sounds like fun Ted! What made you pick vibrating cock rings over other sex toys?

Ted: Well, it just happened that Kelly and I were browsing through some sites and saw reviews of some couples using vibrating cock rings. We wanted couple toys, so that neither of us feels left out. The couples on that website said that they were having a great time and we thought why not give ‘em a shot!

Kelly: Yeah and we ordered a couple of vibrating rings through your site as you’ll offered free and discreet delivery. And boy! sex was never the same again (grins).

Ben: Really, I didn’t know you were one of our customers. Our ordering process is completely discreet, so I would’ve never known if you wouldn’t have said it. Was it difficult for you to use them in the beginning considering the fact that you were new to the world of sex toys?

Ted: Oh no, penis rings are very simple to use. We read on the internet that they prevent blood from leaving your penis once it’s erect, so that you can keep going for longer; the theory and principle behind its working did sound complex but soon we saw that using it is not at all complex.

Ben: So which type of cock rings do you use?

Kelly: We use dual action cock rings that stimulate the clitoris as well as the penis, so that both of us can have fun. They give you such wonderful orgasms that you just can’t help yourself from getting addicted!

Ben: So what’s your current plaything?

Kelly: Our latest purchase is Screaming O. It was meant to be special treat for our wedding anniversary (winks).

Ted: Yeah the Screaming O comes highly recommended. It offers 30 minute vibrations, enhanced motor, plus pleasure ticklers and knobs and the works.

Ben: I’m sure you’ll have a great time – the Screaming O has received rave reviews from all our customers. Are you thinking of upgrading to some other sex toys?

Kelly: We are thinking to get the Clone-A-Willy. This one seems to be the most popular these days, isn’t it?

Ben: Yes, very true. It’s one of our best selling products. But you have to promise you will tell me how you find it!

Ted: Sure mate, that’s a deal!

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