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Joel - A Tenga Deep Throat Happy User

Joel mailed us thanking us profusely about changing his life for good. We were curious to know how we brought about this change. He didn’t write how we managed to bring the ‘miracle’, so we gave in to curiosity and mailed him back, asking as coolly as we could, trying to hide our curiosity. Here’s what he wrote back:

A few months back, my girlfriend left me for another man. It was the worst hit in my life as I had just bought a large diamond ring and a house and was going to ask her to marry me. Two months passed and it still hurt. My friend sent me a link (http://www.sexyfun.co.uk/tenga-hard-deep-throat.html) and when I clicked on it, I saw a red and black product that looked like shaving cream.

I was wondering what he was trying to hint. Was it my stubble that I didn’t care to shave any longer? Looking closely I saw the word ‘masturbatory device’. I had never been one to use male masturbators and I was in a seriously foul temper. Looking more closely, I saw that the Tenga Onacup was not an average sex toy and didn’t look cheap like I thought male masturbators would.

The good old romp sessions with my ex flashed before my eyes and I really wanted some action. It was impossible for me to date again; I was still too in love with my ex. So I though why not try the Tenga Deep Throat, after all it didn’t look bad and sleazy at all. I ordered it and it was delivered promptly. I tried it and it was ‘fantastically tight’ to quote the website.

It sucked brilliantly, nothing like my ex, but so much better. I was in some other world until I felt the familiar tingle and was about to come. And that was the peak. I have never had such hard orgasms. The Tenga Deep Throat sucked every ounce of ejaculation within me and I was so exhausted by the end of it that I didn’t even think of anything before dropping off to sleep. Now my nights are so much fun. I don’t think of my ex or any girl for that matter. The Tenga Onacup has changed my life for good. I have thanked my friend and felt I should thank you also to change my life for good.

Cheers,

Joel

Tags: Deep Throat, Male Masturbators, Male Sex Toys, Sex Toys, Tenga

The guys here at our office were absolutely thrilled when we told them we were expecting a new male masturbating toy to arrive. It’s not often that we get male toys and their excitement was not misplaced. Jason was the most excited amongst all the guys, so we decided to give him the first try.

When the Tenga toys arrived, we could sense the excitement intensifying. When we called Jason, handed him Tenga Flip Hole and asked him to try it out, he had the widest grin ever. Here’s the account from Jason himself of the toy, he was eagerly waiting for:

“The girls in our office are so lucky as they’ve got new toys to be tested almost every week. There’s often a long draught for us guys, as the sex toy industry has something against us. When Brenda and Jed announced that we were going to get a new male toy, I was waiting for it like an eager beaver. When the Tenga Flip Hole was handed to me, my first reaction was that it looked like a mobile phone. Good thinking from those Japanese manufacturers, those guys love their gadgets…

It was long enough to take my entire length, which impressed me, as some of the masturbators I’ve tried before were too small. It felt very realistic with all the nubs and bumps inside it. It snugly fitted on my shaft and I had a feeling that the experience was going to be a good one. I deciphered the controls before I started because I didn’t want to fumble with functioning later.

When all was done, I switched it on. I thought it would work like some vibrator but boy was I wrong. It sucked, tugged, created vacuum like feeling, massaged and tightened its grip at some point of time and also sent some sort of ‘waves of pleasures’ that are hard to put down in words. You’ll have to get this amazing gadget to know what I mean.

When I left the sacred pleasure room at our office, I felt that I was the King of the World or something. The entire day I kept thinking how wicked the Tenga Flip Hole was. Guys, this one toy here is an absolute must-have! The best part of it is that it’s re-usable unlike some other masturbators, so you can get value for money. Don’t miss it for anything!”

Tags: Tenga Flip Hole, Tenga Toys